My daughter related this to me, and I figured my readers might enjoy it.
This morning she and the girls were having toast; Natalie asked her, "Couldn't you butter the bread first, then toast it?"
"No," Rachel told her. "That could start a fire and burn our house down; then we'd have noplace to live."
"We could live with Grandma," Nattie suggested.
"No," Rachel said. "Me and Mom get along fine, but we wouldn't if we lived together."
"I noticed you and Grandma don't talk much."
"We get along fine," Rachel answered. "I mean, if she's on the computer I try not to bother her."
"Why?" asked Monica.
Then Natalie came up with this jewel: "You mean just like you don't bother a dog when it's eating?"
Geesh, I didn't know I was THAT bad.
Grrrrrrrrr.......
ReplyDeleteKids say the darn'est things.
How cute ! Your little story sure gave me a chuckle this morning. I guess it's good I live by myself. My babes would probably say worse about me! Glad your computer is still working !
ReplyDelete'On Ya' - ma
ROTFL.... That is a gem I love it. I can relate.
ReplyDeleteLOL Too cute. True? nah Barbara
ReplyDeleteLOL what a comparison. Thanks for starting my morning with a smile and a laugh !!
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouths of babes come "pearls of wisdom" Now this entry was FUNNY. Anne
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! tooo funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteBecky
From the mouths of babes. How cute!!
ReplyDeleteMissie
Looks like the grandmonsters have YOUR number...
ReplyDeletewil
Haaaaaa...ok, that made me choke on my coffee laughing....
ReplyDelete(although shhhhhhh....I used to butter my bread and then toast it when I was a kid....and then put more butter on it after it came out! :) It's a wonder I wasn't 200 lbs back then considering how much butter I ate!)
~Amy
From mouths of babes come pearls of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteROFL ROFL ROFL
That is so funny!!!
ReplyDeletePam
heheheheh rofl rofl rofl....awwwwww man....This was the funniest thing I have read today!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteGod bless children!
love ya,
Carlene
hummmmmmm youmean you get grouchy?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Are you snapping at your daughter when she bothers you on the computer Donna? lol
ReplyDeleteYour granddaughters are too darn cute for their own good! lol
Jackie
PS Thanks for the poems... I'm loving em'! :)
LOL kids they are so cute. Thanks for sharing this great story.
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