Thursday, September 8, 2005

Weekend Assignment

Weekend Assignment #76: Tell us something you love about or from the American South. From sweet tea to Lynyrd Skynyrd, William Faulkner to the French Quarter, whatever makes you heart long for southern skies belongs right here.

Is it OK if I name three things about the best-of-all southern state, Georgia?  This first picture shows two of my favorite things:  My granddaughter, Lyndsay (in 2002) and beautiful azaleas that grow like weeds down there.

 

And the second picture is one my regular readers have seen before:  It's me and Cliff with former President Jimmy Carter and Ros, after being in Sunday School with Jimmy teaching.  Would you believe he'll allow his picture to be taken with anyone who wants one, after each Sunday service?  I think that's so kind of him.

Oh yeah, I like all that about the south.

Extra credit: In your opinion, which Southern state has the best barbeque?

HA!!!  You expect someone from Kansas City to say there's decent barbecue anywhere else in the country?  YOU MUST BE CRAZY!!!!  This is where barbecue was born.


 

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Seven Things

This has been going around J-land.  Somebody does the seven things and tags seven other people to do it.  Toonguy tagged me, so here's my best effort:

SEVEN THINGS

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die :

1.  Hug some great-grandchildren
2.  Visit New England
3.  Visit California
4.  Visit Wyoming 
5.  Write another song or two
6.  Finally become a full-fledged Flybaby (you know, the Flylady routine)
7.  Live in a house with enough electrical outlets, even it it's only the old folks' home.


7 Things I Can Do :

1.  Milk a cow
2.  write poems that rhyme
3.  enjoy my own company
4.  use my imagination
5.  name the twelve tribes of Israel, the twelve apostles, and the books of the Bible
6.  home-can fruits and vegetables, and make pickles
7.  let you know what I really think (which is why it's a good thing I can enjoy my own company.

7 Things I Can't Do:

1.  Drive 
2.  Sew
3.  lie convincingly
4.  avoid acting like my mother at times
5.  break a horse
6.  squat, since my knees gave out on me
7.  have any confidence in the Kansas City Chiefs 

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:

1.  kindness
2.  sense of humor
3.  physical strength
4.  a nice smile
5.  honesty
6.  dependability
7.  etc etc.  Can you tell I'm not a person who looks at the physical appearance?


7 Things I Say Most Often:

1.  "Not so loud!"  (to my granddaughters, who interited my loud voice)
2.  "No, Mandy.  Bad!"  (When my dog, Mandy, is killing a neighbor's chicken or chasing horses)
3.  "Bluuuuuuuuueeeeeee."  That's how I call my horse, and all the other horses too, for that matter.
4.  "Cliff, it's time to eat."
5.  "Oh man!"  (I say this in place of expletives) 
6.  "Listen!!!  The neighbors are fighting again!"
7.  "I know YOUR trick."

7 Celebrity Crushes :

1.  Beau Bridges
2.  Paul Newman
3.  Michael Douglas
4.  Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day... and yes, I do know he's way too young)
5.  Waylon Jennings
6.  Travis Tritt
7.  Roy Rogers

7 people you want to do this.

I'll pass on this part, but if anyone is reading this and wants to volunteer, let me know.

 

Tuesday, September 6, 2005

My Old Bible Story Book

                          

I suppose I was in the fifth grade when my mom bought me the Egermeier's Bible Story Book.  It starts with the story of creation, and ends with Revelation, taking whatever stories from the Bible that might interest a child.

There had been other books I couldn't put down prior to this:  Heidi, and several of the Bobbsey Twins books, for instance; but this one was HUGE, and I was fascinated with it.

At night I'd go upstairs to bed, taking a cup of milk and a box of ginger-snap cookies.  I'd prop myself up on pillows, turn on the bedside lamp, and read until my eyes burned, then read some more, soaking cookies in the milk as I read.  Mother finally resorted to removing the fuse for my room out of the fusebox, so I'd be in the dark and would have to go to sleep.

Sometime in the 1970's, Mother told me she still had that book and wondered if I wanted it.  Well, of COURSE I did!  But along the line, it disappeared without a trace.

Three or four years ago, when I discovered Ebay and Half.com, I found out there were plenty of the old Bible Story books around, and I purchased one.  Once I received it and looked at the story titles, and some of my favorite old pictures, I stuck it in the bookshelf and forgot about it.

Until today.  Natalie informed me that she is supposed to read to an adult for fifteen minutes every day.  We had plenty of time, so I told her that would be fine.  After breakfast she came to me with an armload of books, but they were mostly the "Spot" books and Little Golden Books.  Those are great, but they're meant for babies.  Natalie and Monica could both read them by the time they were three or four.

"Natalie," I said, "these won't help you; they're too easy.  We need to find a book that will challenge you, and be a little bit hard.  That way you'll be learning something."

"Oh," she answered, "you mean so when I'm thirty I won't be asking 'What does this word mean?'"  (Natalie has a way of trying to explain any statement you make to her, to let you know she understands.)

That's when I thought of the Bible Story book.

So this morning, Nattie read the first chapter, the story of creation.  She reads very well, but in a sort of monotone, unlike her sister, who almost plays every character's part when she reads.

When she finished the chapter, I asked her to tell me what she had read, to see if she comprehended.  She told me the story in so much detail that by the third day of creation, I was begging her, "Stop!  You understand it fine!"

She asked this evening to read a chapter to me, but I told her we'll do it in the mornings.  I have to add ginger snaps to my grocery list now.

"The Point"

Cliff took this picture from the top of our barn, looking north.  Beyond those furthest hay bales, where the pasture narrows, is what we call "the point"; it isn't unusual to see turkeys and deer feeding there.  If you were to walk as far back on the point as possible and head downhill, you'd see my cabin, which I deliberately located where it couldn't be seen from the house.  Those trees line some of the deepest ditches and hollows you'll see this side of the Grand Canyon (OK, that's an exaggeration, but they're deep).  You can see, to the right, the plowed earth where we planted the alfalfa.  On the left is the fence that seperates our land from Marvin's.

This is the area I walk across, going to my cabin. 

When we bought this house, it came with six acres.  None of what you see in the picture was ours.  Who'd have thought we would get the opportunity to buy enough adjoining land to make 42 acres, all told?  We had to re-finance the place to be able to buy it, and at least half of it is useless for farming, or even pasture.  But we have enjoyed it so much!  Yes, it's been worth the $1,000 an acre over and over.

I hope you enjoyed your tour of my pasture; check your shoes, you may have stepped in something while we were back there.

Monday, September 5, 2005

About the last Monday's Photo Shoot

Because I'm sure some of you do not read Scalzi's blog on a regular basis, I wanted you to see all the messages that J-landers put together for the victims of Katrina, on last Monday's Photo Shoot.

Click here to see everybody's signs.  It may load slowly if you have dialup, but I think it's worth the wait.

Monday Photo Shoot

Your Monday Photo Shoot: Last Summer Moments

Here it is, straight from John Scalzi:

Your Monday Photo Shoot: Get one last shot of summer fun.
Take your final summer photos, upload them to your blog or journal, and then go to John's journal to leave a link. Let's say goodbye to summer in style.

Alrighty then.  I took this picture of Cliff moving the big round bales of hay to the barn yesterday.  It's the last hay-cutting of summer, and you can see the granddaughters are having a blast.



Sunday, September 4, 2005

A poem I just wrote

"Where is God?"  the cynic asked, and wiped away a tear.
"In the midst of chaos, don't tell me that God is near."
"How can anyone believe there is a God of love
When He allows disaster, watching smugly from above."

"Where is God?  I'll just get stoned, so I don't have to see
The crowded, dying, stinking masses of humanity.
I'll take care of number one, and keep my senses numb
And put down Christians everywhere; they're ignorant and dumb."

Friend, I saw God yesterday, when someone gave a bed
To someone he had never met... and got that person fed!
God was in the child's eyes who gave ten cents away
To help Katrina's victims somehow get through one more day.

Someone from my little town has volunteered to leave
Because his EMT abilities just might relieve
A little of the suffering and misery and strife.
God's in Brian's heart, to make him go and risk his life.

I've seen God in every tear that anyone has shed.
God will lead the valiant in the hectic days ahead.
Don't look up.  Look all around.  Just seek, and you will find
That God works through the hearts and through the hands of all mankind.

Donna Wood,  copyright September 4, 2005