Saturday we received a wonderful surprise in our mailbox; by coincidence, it arrived the same day as our income tax refund. I didn't even realize Donald Trump knew where I lived, and now I find out he wants us to meet his son and learn how to become wealthy "the Trump Way".
Unfortunately, Cliff will be working that evening. Anyone want my special V.I.P tickets?
Besides, we gave up on making our first million, years ago.