God said to Adam:
"I want you to do something for me."
And Adam replied:
"Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do ???"
And God said:
"Go down into that valley."
And Adam asked:
"What's a valley, Lord ???"
And God explained it to him.
Then God said:
"Cross the river."
And Adam asked:
"What's a river ???"
And God also explained that to him, and then said:
"Go over to the hill ..."
And Adam queried:
"What is a hill ???"
And so God explained to Adam what a hill was.
God then told Adam:
"On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
And Adam said:
"What's a cave ???"
So, after God had explained what a cave was, he said to Adam:
"In the cave you will find a woman."
And Adam queried:
"What's a woman ???"
And so God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said:
"I want you to reproduce."
And Adam queried:
"How do I do that ???"
So God, first, said (under his breath):
"Geez ...!"
And then, just like everything else, God explained human
reproduction to Adam, as well !!!
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over
the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, after about five minutes, he was back.
Now God, his patience wearing very thin, asked angrily:
"What is it now ???"
And Adam asked
(AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS):
"What's a headache ???"
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
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8 comments:
LOL...I received this email this morning....and laughed...and shared about too LOL...glad to know I am on same wavelength as some others....LOL...hugs from KY...Ora
That is cute, but I think it woud be more likely for Eve to come back and say, "What's football?"
xoxo
LMAO!!! SO cute! Thanks Mosie...My first laugh for today!!!
love ya,
carlene
Very funny one!!! Thanks for sharing!! Hugs,
Lisa
I am still laughing. Good one. Anne
Did Pete send you this??? Just kidding. Cute! - Barbara
Funny one. paula
Laughter makes the heart grow merry!
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