Wednesday, February 7, 2007

received in e-mail (a little story of Adam and Eve)

God said to Adam:
        "I want you  to do something for me."
        And Adam  replied:
        "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me  to do ???"
        And God said:
    "Go down into that valley."
      And Adam asked:
        "What's a  valley, Lord ???"
        And God explained it to  him.
 
        Then God said:
    "Cross the river."
        And  Adam asked:
        "What's a river  ???"
        And God also explained that to him, and  then said:
        "Go over to the hill  ..."
        And Adam queried:
      "What is a hill ???"
        And so God  explained to Adam what a hill was.
 
         God then told Adam:
        "On the other side of  the hill you will find a cave"
        And Adam  said:
        "What's a cave  ???"
 
        So, after God had explained  what a cave was, he said to Adam:
        "In the  cave you will find a woman."
        And Adam  queried:
        "What's a woman ???"
    And so God explained that to him,  too.
 
        Then, God said:
    "I want you to reproduce."
      And Adam queried:
        "How do I do  that ???"
        So God, first, said (under his  breath):
        "Geez ...!"
      And then, just like everything else, God explained human
 reproduction to Adam, as well !!!
 
      So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over
 the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
      Then, after about five minutes, he was  back.
 
        Now God, his patience wearing  very thin, asked angrily:
        "What is it now  ???"
        And Adam asked
 
    (AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE  THIS):
 
 
 
        "What's a  headache ???"

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8 comments:

ora4uk said...

LOL...I received this email this morning....and laughed...and shared about too LOL...glad to know I am on same wavelength as some others....LOL...hugs from KY...Ora

suzypwr said...

That is cute, but I think it woud be more likely for Eve to come back and say, "What's football?"

xoxo

tendernoggle said...

LMAO!!! SO cute! Thanks Mosie...My first laugh for today!!!
love ya,
carlene

randlprysock said...

Very funny one!!!  Thanks for sharing!!  Hugs,
Lisa

ksquester said...

I am still laughing.   Good one.    Anne

bhbner2him said...

Did Pete send you this???  Just kidding.  Cute!  -  Barbara

plieck30 said...

Funny one. paula

magran42 said...

Laughter makes the heart grow merry!