Monica: "Grandma, can I have a sheet of printer paper? I want to draw."
Me: "If there is any, you can. OK, there's some here. My printer doesn't work, so who cares; use it all. When we get our income tax refund, I'm getting me a new printer-scanner."
Monica: "How much are you getting back?"
Natalie: "Can I have some of it?"
Monica: "Will you buy me something?"
Me: "Most of it's going into savings for our vacation next summer. Are your parents getting a nice refund back?"
Monica: "I don't know, I'm not in charge of our finances." (she's 11 years old, by the way)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! You go, Monica.