Since I now have the biggest bruise of my entire life on my leg, I figured I should share.
In case this doesn't arouse enough sympathy, I have one on the other side of my leg too:
It's going to be hot tomorrow, so I think I'll wear shorts to work. When co-workers say, "What happened to YOU?" I'll tell them about my experience breaking a bucking bronco at age 60, and how I climbed right back on. Oh, it's going to be a GOOD day tomorrow. ROFL.