HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
10 comments:
As a man, I can really, really, go along with this. Very funny, but oh so true! rich
"I've always loved you in that robe." is my personal favorite...LOL
~Amy
After all this time Pat STILL does not know how to handle my PMS!!
Hank's gonna love this - his sweetie REALLY suffers - Penny
HOW true and very funny....Anne
#13 Potential Murder Suspect ....ROFL... Goes along nicely with my favorite T-shirt 'Don't Piss me off .... I'm running out of places to hide th bodies' <eg>
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That was funny! I just read it out loud to my husband...he agrees and sticks with "safest" and "ultra safe" statements, most of the time. LOL!
LOL - my friend Steve once gave me a tee shirt he had made for me. It said "I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun".......I still wear it sometimes.
I like the part about chocolate. Paula
Thank heavens for PMS ... or, at least its diagnosis. I was so relieved to find out that my disposition was okay ... I would not ALWAYS feel so murderous! Here, we had all these conditions ... just didn't know it....
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